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Buffy episode reviews
Sorta like the recaps, only different.
Buffy's back for a whole new season. We're downright giddy at the thought of brand-new episodes to mock.
Looks like some of those storylines that made us so bitter are gone for good. I rejoice until ST reminds me that they always come back.
A new episode of Buffy! Oh, wait...
We tend to like top ten lists. But don't hold us to that or anything.
It started as such an innocent question.
The clues were there all along.
A handy reference for Marti and Joss, who are obviously tired and could use a little help.
What else could we do but mock her?
Xander is the most courageous of all of them. We count down why.
ST is bitter about Holden. Really bitter. And SP sort of thought he was hot, so she's a little bitter too.
So, we've got two new minority characters on Buffy this season. Who wants to place bets on how soon they become evil and/or die horrible deaths?
Oh Giles. Please stop leaving us.
So, how 'bout that Spike and Buffy sex?
They can't all be keepers.
To keep you confused.
A rundown of the characters we remembered to include.
You have questions? Well, it's doubtful we have answers, but we do ramble on quite convincingly.
After season seven ended, we were still a little confused. We found the answers to those questions that plagued us most.
Joss writes other shows, ya know
But we're much too lazy to do much more than write an article about them every so often.
Eliza runs. And looks hot.
Face-Changing Cyborg Ninja Assassins!
What the hell does that title even mean? Whataya mean, I have to watch the show?
Wait, didn't we already see Something Blue?
It's the all about Spike show!
We're starting to regret giving this show another try.
Spike was all burned to a crisp. But now he's back.
We know. We did that top ten and all. But we thought we'd give it another try.
Ten good reasons we should just stop watching and end the pain.
We have some concerns about this season of Angel.
We're intrigued. And willing to give it a shot. A stand-off gunslinging, standing on the dusty streets of a ghost town style shot. You know, because it's a western and all.